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ASHEVILLE, NC - Dec. 14, 2009
TAG HEUER announced Monday they will build on the Bad Boy
image Tiger Woods is laying down by adding another Bad
Muther Fuhker to it's 2010 endorsements. Denny Muther
Fuhkin Stevenson just received "official" word that he, like TAG
HEUER, is the new right hand man for a guy gone wrong.
We caught up with Denny this afternoon, living the High Life,
enjoying a white russian at a cougar retreat and refuge in blue
ridge mountain-scaped Asheville, NC. "It feels great to get to
this level. I worked my way up the corporate ladder. There were
no short cuts. Like any corporate deal you have to go around
the Asshole and over a mountain to get to the funny bone."
when asked how he feels to represent TAG HEUER.
"I've represented TAG HEUER since '97. I paid cash money for
mine with money ma won in a bingo game on a cruise ship.
People always ask me about my watch. My answers always
been the same. It's Bitchin. It represents The Value of Time."
When asked if he would bang Tiger's Wife, he replied "I don't
need to. Show me a hot bitch and I'll show you an asshole
who's tired of her shit. I'm not sayin she's a bitch. One hell of a
MILF from what I heard. The bottom line is, the world is full of
pussy's, dicks, assholes, and bitches. There's also a few bad
ass muther fuhkers out there. They'll shit down your throat
before they lie to ya. Time will tell whether Tiger's an asshole or
not...I'm sure TAG HEUER will keep track of it."
When asked about hanging out with Tiger, he replied "We have
no plans. However, he's invited to leave the litter at home, bring
his bike to Asheville and hang out any time. We'll show him
around and a bitchin good time, build his self-esteem and share
the High Life." In relation to golfing with Tiger, he said "I've
been known to work a few golf courses. [Tiger] might not want
to advertise this."
You can keep up with Denny on the professional single speed
national mountain bike circuit or catch up with him at a cougar
contest near you.
Front Man Tiger will continue doing what he does on and off the
course, for the most part. Here's to putting it in the hole. In
addition, he admits he will retreat to the PISGAH National Forest
where he's building a golf course, for moments of truth,
solitude, beauty, Mother Nature, Cougar tagging and release,
waterfalls, beer and, with TAG HEUER, understanding The
Value of Time. A fine manufacturer of precise Swiss watches
and other fine goods, TAG HEUER has backed Tiger Woods
since he was a good name in golf.
And now back to The Cougar Nationals.
TAG HEUER announced Monday they will build on the Bad Boy
image Tiger Woods is laying down by adding another Bad
Muther Fuhker to it's 2010 endorsements. Denny Muther
Fuhkin Stevenson just received "official" word that he, like TAG
HEUER, is the new right hand man for a guy gone wrong.
We caught up with Denny this afternoon, living the High Life,
enjoying a white russian at a cougar retreat and refuge in blue
ridge mountain-scaped Asheville, NC. "It feels great to get to
this level. I worked my way up the corporate ladder. There were
no short cuts. Like any corporate deal you have to go around
the Asshole and over a mountain to get to the funny bone."
when asked how he feels to represent TAG HEUER.
"I've represented TAG HEUER since '97. I paid cash money for
mine with money ma won in a bingo game on a cruise ship.
People always ask me about my watch. My answers always
been the same. It's Bitchin. It represents The Value of Time."
When asked if he would bang Tiger's Wife, he replied "I don't
need to. Show me a hot bitch and I'll show you an asshole
who's tired of her shit. I'm not sayin she's a bitch. One hell of a
MILF from what I heard. The bottom line is, the world is full of
pussy's, dicks, assholes, and bitches. There's also a few bad
ass muther fuhkers out there. They'll shit down your throat
before they lie to ya. Time will tell whether Tiger's an asshole or
not...I'm sure TAG HEUER will keep track of it."
When asked about hanging out with Tiger, he replied "We have
no plans. However, he's invited to leave the litter at home, bring
his bike to Asheville and hang out any time. We'll show him
around and a bitchin good time, build his self-esteem and share
the High Life." In relation to golfing with Tiger, he said "I've
been known to work a few golf courses. [Tiger] might not want
to advertise this."
You can keep up with Denny on the professional single speed
national mountain bike circuit or catch up with him at a cougar
contest near you.
Front Man Tiger will continue doing what he does on and off the
course, for the most part. Here's to putting it in the hole. In
addition, he admits he will retreat to the PISGAH National Forest
where he's building a golf course, for moments of truth,
solitude, beauty, Mother Nature, Cougar tagging and release,
waterfalls, beer and, with TAG HEUER, understanding The
Value of Time. A fine manufacturer of precise Swiss watches
and other fine goods, TAG HEUER has backed Tiger Woods
since he was a good name in golf.
And now back to The Cougar Nationals.
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